Well now, I think we all know what today's real-or-Onion headline is: as confirmed by Cash Money co-founder Birdman, Paris Hilton has signed to Limp Bizkit's label for her first solo album in seven years. According to Miss Info, the follow-up to Paris will feature "plenty of house music with touches of hip-hop and an appearance from Lil’ Wayne." Oh, and the executive production of Afrojack.
Here's hoping Banksy finds a way to invade the digital realm with a culture-jamming stunt like the one he did around Hilton's last album. In the meantime, here's the first sign this was going to actually happen... more »