Jingle Bermuda Tree Frogs

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Total Tracks: 12   Total Length: 44:45

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Dan Epstein

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04.22.11
We’re as confused as you are.
Label: The Orchard

Producer: “This Caribbean Synthesizer Christmas thing we've got going here just isn't quite cutting it. The master tapes are due to the label tomorrow — what do we do?” Engineer: “You know what would really spice up these vaguely lilting versions of ‘Deck the Halls,'’Silent Night,'’The First Noel'and many other holiday favorites? Bermuda tree frogs!” Producer: “By god, man, you're a genius! Get those little guys in here, pronto, and have Bruno from catering round up a bunch of bugs for ‘em!”

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I hate it, but...

Pip-t

...but I had the best laugh in a long time!

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Frog Rock

metrogirl75

Okay, hello, tree frog sound enhancements do not a successful album make. You may as well have dubbed in some humpback whales making love on these tracks. How in the world do I keep finding this stuff on here? I am now going to go cut my ears off.

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Smarmy Soft Pop

AuntieLolo

I only downloaded 2 tracks, Thank God! This is mostly a generic soft pop Christmas album, but they've put tree frogs in the background. I guess if you close your eyes you can pretend you're in some tourist trap bar in Bermuda.

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wow

WVMMRH

i love tree frogs with a bit of salt and pepper ,but this music i'm not so sure about.it's kind of like so many other holiday cd's here..somebody's 20 minutes of fame ..a failed attempt at something.//i'ts lunch time and i'm hungry--don't buy this./

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um...

Becky-Dog

i love tree frogs...but this totaly stinks!

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croaking fun

AbŕghačlD'Ore

this is just perfect for Christmas in the trees with frogs, swing from leaf to leaf in seasonal rythm and snapple yourself a few juicy flies for mid-flight energy, then karaoke... craoaarke...croakey... well, ok, I admit I can't come up with a fitting word. It might stimulate some creative brainstorming though, or get a phantasy novel started. Would it do as ambient music in high-class restaurants? True, I won't download the album but one, ONE, 1 (!) tiny song will be fine, for Christmassy after-dinner-guessing-games. I bet I know these are tree-frogs singing festively, I guess that's me not allowed to play the game ...