The Bake Sale

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Total Tracks: 10   Total Length: 32:16

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Jayson Greene

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Jayson Greene writes about music for Pitchfork, the Village Voice and other publications. From 2004-07, he was associate editor for SYMPHONY Magazine, where he ...more »

06.17.08
One of the most outrageously fun party-rap records of the year.
Label: Chocolate Industries/C.A.K.E Recordings / INgrooves

The coolest kids you knew when you were younger always displayed a weird mastery of meaningless skills. Maybe they could win Contra without entering the secret 30-guy code, or maybe they could ride a wheelie for a whole block. Whatever their specialty was, their easy command of it, and their overall devotion to the cosmically insignificant, somehow enhanced their Zen-master aura of coolness.

The Cool Kids, two smirking teenagers hailing from Chicago and Detroit, understand this truth instinctively. On The Bake Sale EP, their first official release, they boast effortless control of a wide range of utterly trivial skill sets. They know, for instance, that when you rhyme over self-consciously retro electro-rap beats made on cheap software, it's best to state your breakfast-cereal preferences early, and often (Fruity Pebbles receive special mention). They understand exactly how little should go into simple, Rick Rubin-aping tracks, but grasp how hard it is to make an interesting one (they knock out ten in a row here). And they have perfected the art of the old-skool rap quotable: “Did you know I made this beat with a mouth and a bell? That's F-Y-I/ I'm F-L-Y/ And for those that can't spell/ I'm a pretty swell… read more »

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Solid

llamaman228

The beats are sparse, nothing too intricate, but all of them provide for a good time. The lyrics are all amusing and fun to listen to, a little bit of fresh air from the hip-hop world. Although, none of the individual songs really stand out. Overall, a solid 4 stars.

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Seriously??

TheDarkPower

This is nothing like the Beastie Boys. This is nothing like old school hip-hop - sounds a lot more like something Timbaland or the Neptunes would have made (not a good thing in my book). The dudes who wrote the "We say" "They Say" reviews must have been born in the 90's. The MC is decent - the beats are wack. What the hell is all the hype about?

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Fun hip-hop.

paultaylor_2009

Unconventional beats and light, witty flows make this a great listen. The utter "triviality-ness" of their subjects (Fruity Pebbles, souped-up bikes, pagers, dance parties)is exactly what endears the listener to the Cool Kids.

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down since playgrounds

Lint_Licker

This album makes me feel like I am sitting around with friends reminiscing and cracking jokes. It is brilliant in it's simplicity; all the stuff here is so nineties in subject matter it's relevant (come on who didn't have a pager)! Also what's "selling out" defined as when their album was so highly anticipated due to them performing "Black Mags" in a kids living room on a rhapsody commercial(?)...high five to The Cool Kids for fun non-bling related hip-hop!

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Love It-Great Party Rap

tdotreup

The Cool Kids just want to have fun. There's not a lot of effort in their flows, but they do smoothly glide along the beats and always sound really good on the tracks. Speaking of the tracks-I've never really heard instrumentals like these. They're different in the best possible way. These guys are great producers and a heck of a lot of fun to listen to. 5 stars.

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To the people below me

EMUSIC-01A4264F

These are people are wrong, These guys bring old-school hip-hop back, true they will be mainstream but their style is still gonna be old school unlike the Lil Wayne, Yung Joc stuff

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I like it...

Wolfie617

Too much hype can kill artists before they really develop, so I have to agree with the dude below me. These guys are getting labeled cutting edge and what not, before long they will be on mainstream radio and their true talent will be lost.

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Poor kids....

nycpunk1

The backlash for this overrated album will probably end their careers before they have a chance to grow into their sound. Which is a shame. Pretty decent, but I just don't see this as an "album of the year".

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Despite reams of online hype and commercial anticipation, the release of the Cool Kids’ debut EP still radiated sonic excitement, a blast at once sharp, funny, and intimate. Here, after all, is a triumph of absolute aestheticism. The name fulfills itself, not just in that these kids do seem pretty cool (all 16-bit name-drops and shoe talk), but because musically each moment — each immaculately chosen drum hit, each spare sci-fi sonic embellishment, each depth-charge punch line — is precision-placed for maximum efficacy. Which is to say, though the point may be a bit moot, maximum coolness. This is a production exhibition first and foremost, and in that regard the EP’s success is absolute, from the Clipse-via-Beastie Boys crush of “88″ to the Fannypack bounce of “Bassment Party” to the indescribably fresh “What Up Man,” which might contain the funniest idea in post-millennial hip-hop this side of Lil Wayne’s flow. The Cool Kids recast mainstream hip-hop as a medium of geeked-out self-reflexivity, which isn’t a viewpoint that’s been handled rewardingly since the Native Tongues’ loopy, album-centric heyday. But instead of lamenting the genre’s artistic erosion lyrically (like the pedantic Talib Kweli), they infuse their music with the spirit of that time and prove through example how the golden age sound earned its name. Still, the best part of this release isn’t the sainted artists it recalls, alternately EPMD, DJ Premier, and the Bomb Squad. Like the Ramones way before them, this revivalism isn’t for the nostalgic or the academic. It’s for — well, there’s that name again. – Clayton Purdom

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