eMusic Review
A mere ten years or so after its invention, rock & roll was bored of itself. The Velvet Underground sighed through rock's paces like childhood chores, their sensibilities too refined for robust exclamations of joy, pleasure or excitement. They approached the music with the same basic tools as the garage rock bands of the day (the Seeds, the Action, the Creation — potent names all), but that teenage exuberance that remains unwearied on oldies radio today was as alien to them as they were to the rest of the world.
Boredom can either be laconic or vengeful — it has equally inspired sloth and violence, seemingly contrary notions that are closer than you'd think. Like the Velvet Underground, the Crystal Stilts wallow between the two — siding with sloth if forced to choose, but uncommitted in the end. There's an exhaustion in their songs that feels more appropriate by the listen; this music simply wouldn't work if it mustered a single yelp or squeal from band member or crowd. And the Stilts are obviously committed to the mood: "Crippled Croon," the comparatively exuberant pop hit from this spring's eMusic-exclusive Selects EP was one of the only tunes… read more »