Darn Floor, Big Bite (Deluxe Re-Mastered Edition)

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Total Tracks: 10   Total Length: 36:37

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J. Edward Keyes

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J. Edward Keyes has been writing about music for nearly 15 years, a fact he occasionally finds terrifying. His work has appeared in Rolling Stone, the Village V...more »

11.25.08
An overdue reissue of a long-neglected classic
2008 | Label: Arena Rock Recording Company / Redeye

Full disclosure: I am not an objective reviewer — I am the Executive Producer/Project Co-Ordinator on this reissue. Here's why I thought this record was worth reissuing:

In 1989, I walked into a Christian record store in Sayville, New York with a clutch of used Stryper, Carman and Petra tapes and a mission to better myself musically. Having been raised in a religious family, my musical choices were limited to whatever arena rock pabulum was being foisted on me by various youth pastors and the occasional odd Smiths album I could sneak without my parents noticing. At a certain point I became convinced that there had to be religious music that didn't suck, and so my plan was to trade in my bad Jesus music for something a little more challenging.

The cassette I left with that day, Daniel Amos 'Darn Floor — Big Bite was, from its first few notes, utterly baffling. A weird, jittery collection of nervous new wave, the album contained no huge hooks, no stacked-harmony choruses and — most notable to me at the time, no Capitalized Masculine Pronouns. A little digging gave me some backstory: Daniel Amos was a hugely popular Southern Gospel group in the late… read more »

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Darn Bite, Well worth the 21 year-wait.

Neptuneman08

Out of Daniel Amos's back catalogue, this is the rarest and the underdog gem that became a classic for the handful who bought it. I originally paid $15 for a used cassette three years ago. I am greatful that Arena Rock finally gave this album a well-deserved reissue. My last wish is for all of their albums (except for the first one) to be re-released. Until then, ROCK ON!!!!

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A classic of alternative Christian music

richardlucian

Daniel Amos progressed from, country /folk Jesus music to a more progressive sound found in the Alarma Chronicles which is the sound that continues in Darn Floor, Big Bite. I only wish that the rest of their catalogue were found here, as I only have scratchy vinyl copies of Shotgun Angel. DA is one of those groups from the Jesus People days whose music is still a joy to listen to. I saw them live several times and they can put on a real show; Terry Taylor is also in The Lost Dogs, where they return to Roots Music, and the Swirling Eddies, were he lets his weirdness out. All his songs are keepers.

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Classic Christian alternative

JetFred

A rare slice of Christian rock history that was ahead of its time instead of lagging several years behind. Check out other DA albums too if you can.

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Darn Floor Big Bite

warp

The story I heard about the title of this album, was that it was what an ape, who had been taught sign language, said, when asked to describe the experience of going through an earthquake. By analogy, human beings speaking about God, are about as eloquent as the Ape's understanding of plate tectonics. This is 80's Daniel Amos, retro alternative-christian music with a dated electronic sound, trippy percussion, and Terry Taylor's trademark wit and weirdness. I love it. But it's not going to be everyone's cup of tea. I am glad it was reissued, as I only ever had this on cassette. Why isn't this album available for download in Canada? Don't tell me Word Music Canada are still being asses about something that was never even release on CD in Canada. Puhleez. Warren

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not their best, IMHO, but it's still DA...

pinkieandtherev

Keyes' review explained some things to me. I wondered how the ALMOST Southern gospel sound of the s/t disc, or even of _Shotgun Angel_, morphed into the strangeness that is _DFBB_. Maybe I'm one of those under-exposed CCM types, but I still LIKE Stryper and Petra, and I think I've listened to this album a handful of times (I picked up the cassette at a thrift store a few years back). NOW, if Shotgun Angel, or Horrendous Disc, show up here...i'll probably get them. My vinyl of SA is pretty scratchy after a few hundred plays.

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Decent follow up to Fearful Symmetry

EMUSIC-01CD8EA3

I liked this album and still have it on cassette from the 80's; however, Fearful Symmetry is, in my opinion, their finest release, and one of the best alternative rock albums of all time ... and the last song on that particular album is a piece of heaven on earth. I think that's why this follow up album ends with "the shape of air" which is heavenly sounding, yet lacking the same Spirit, so it disappointed me ... yet how do you follow up near-perfection when nothing is perfect?

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My favorite cd ever...

mintrainbow

It was way ahead of it's time... it sold very poorly... it's been out of print for many years... it's one of the most lyrically deep cds from a songwriter who specializes in lyrically deep music... the music was at once experimental and wonderful, and cohesive throughout the cd... I am shocked it's available for download now. If you love intelligent alternative music or intelligent Christian music, you really can't afford to ignore this cd. Favorite songs: for harder rockers, I've always loved the title track and "Return of the Beat Menace"; for more beautiful tunes you can't go wrong with "Earth Household", "The Unattainable Earth" or "The Shape of Air".

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The Unattainable Meaning of the World

mprewett

I picked this up on cassette from TrueTunes about 10 years after it's release, upon recommendation of my youth pastor. I used to listen to it while in the bathtub, pondering life. Wonderful. Strange and beautiful with lyrics I recall on a regular basis. "I'll pray that writing it down is part of loving you." As a teen, and still, it's a comfort to know that "I can't get it right". It's really interesting to hear this in a more fidelity-true environment (mp3 is still better than cassette). A fascinating study in sound and a great, great listen.

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Awesome

EMUSIC-0070DE57

Thanks so much for making this happen, Keyes. Any chance you're considering doing the same for the late 80s-early 90s LSU catalog?

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What a surprise!

Kurzbein

I missed this record on its original release, and I was resigned to never hearing it in its entirety. What a nice surprise to see it made available here. Reissues of out-of-print records is exactly the sort of thing that on-line music outlets ought to be doing. Thanks for doing it with this one.

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They Say All Music Guide

This is Daniel Amos’ most creative album, spotlighting Terry Taylor’s lyrical genius and the musical ingenuity of the entire group. This record has all the aspirations of Fearful Symmetry without the pretentiousness (spoken word interludes, etc.) that litter that release. Inventiveness is delivered with more class this time through. “Return of the Beat Menace” opens the disc with strange chords and catchy, rhythmic multi-layered guitars, and moves into a biting (almost threatening) rebuttal to the attacks of televangelists on popular music and culture. The title track correlates the sign-language speaking gorilla’s description of an earthquake (“darn floor, big bite”) with humanity’s description of God (“you are twilight, dark and bright”), all to a tune that is both barbaric and tonally non-traditional. This theme of the indescribability of God permeates this disc, notably on “Half Light, Epoch, and Phase,” “The Unattainable Earth,” and “The Shape of Air.” From beginning to end, this disc is a lyrical and musical masterpiece that improves as it ages. [The 2008 edition included a bonus CD.] – Mark W.B. Allender

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