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Bee Thousand

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Hardcore Ufos
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Buzzards and Dreadful Crows
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Tractor Rape Chain
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The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory
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Hot Freaks
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Smothered in Hugs
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Yours to Keep
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Echos Myron
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Gold Star for Robot Boy
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Awful Bliss
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Mincer Ray
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Big Fan of the Pigpen
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Queen of Cans and Jars
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Her Psychology Today
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Kicker of Elves
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Ester's Day
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Demons Are Real
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I Am a Scientist
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Peep-Hole
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You're Not an Airplane
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Album Information
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Total Tracks: 20   Total Length: 36:29

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Greg Milner

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04.22.11
The consensus masterpiece of Guided by Voice’s enormous catalogue.
Label: Scat / Revolver

This one's the fan favorite, the consensus masterpiece, and the easiest GbV album to love instantly and unconditionally. The combination of lo-fi-ness, unbelievable catchiness and clearly enunciated but still impenetrable lyrics, provide the sensation of picking up a faint radio transmission of the greatest band ever practicing aboard one of those “hardcore UFOs” Pollard sings about on the first song. Put it this way: There is one song in particular that you will immediately want to hear again, and will be humming for the rest of your life, and the name of that song is “Tractor Rape Chain.” Another one that has the same effect is “Echos Myron,” in which Pollard announces, “We're finally here, and shit, yeah, it's cool.” That pretty much says it all.

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Hooked

bubalator

It's one of those albums that when you listen to the first song, you can not stop until the album is over. Even my 7 year old daughter understands the genius of Ester's Day.

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Serving Notice

carlosdev

GbV first attracted attention on a national level with this release, and why not? It's chock full of great hooks and the best drunken pop music you'll ever hear. It's everything American Idol is not - raw, under-produced, well-written, charming and fun. Give "Queen of Cans and Jars," "I Am a Scientist" and "Hardcore Ufos" a listen, but nearly anything on the album will do.

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Brilliant

musky3390

Everything about this, every song, every line is just great. Just listening to this cd is like reading a great book, it will literally make your life a little better

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I guess I'm not in the consensus then

Synthmesc

It's a fine, fine album, but Alien Lanes is the one for me.

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Deep in the roots

kungfudrummer

I lived with this album for about a year. One of those records that grows so much on you that you have to force yourself to put it away for fear of wearing it out too quickly. Also, the fact that most of these songs were recorded on a four track in Bob Pollard's basement after work...one of the founding moments of the independent music revolution. Do it!

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Dayton's Brightest Sons

MatthiasSchulz

The best thing Guided By Budweiser ever did; the warped, retarded sound of Dayton, Ohio condensed to 40 minutes of brilliant pop music.

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A Most Unusual Album...

Bataille

...unusual in that every one of its 20 songs are mini-masterpieces. Don't believe me? Just listen to "Tractor Rape Chain," "Smothered in Hugs," or "Buzzards and Dreadful Crows." Or, really anything off the album. It was this album that allowed GBV to (at least temporarily) dethrone Pavement as the kings of sloppy and under-produced, yet gloriously brilliant pop.

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Download and play relentlessly

kickerofelves

B1000 along with Propeller and Isolation Drills is a must have GBV album. Bob Pollard is a musical genius. If you don't get it on first listen you will eventually. Smothered in Hugs, Tractor Rape Chain, Hot Freaks, Echos Myron, I Am A Scientist are as good a place as any to start, but really you want it all.

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the only GBV album I can stand

duggie

every other album of theirs i've heard has been total garbage, but this one is listenable. it's very well sequenced, with many of the incomplete segments seeming like full songs because of what they're surrounded by.

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GREAT STUFF!

StreetSidhe

This is real alt/punk/indie! The kind I remember listening to in abandoned warehouses turned indigent nightclub in the 80's and 90's, when the music was pure.

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