The Portrait Is Finished and I Have Failed to Capture Your Beauty

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Total Tracks: 14   Total Length: 39:34

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Matthew Fritch

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04.22.11
Dan Bejar and ladyfriend make like John & Yoko. Kind of.
2008 | Label: Locust Music / IODA

There's enough circumstantial evidence to charge Hello, Blue Roses — a collaboration between Destroyer's Dan Bejar and girlfriend Sydney Vermont — with impersonating John and Yoko. Vermont is a visual artist and idiosyncratic vocalist, while Bejar (also a member of the New Pornographers) plays the role of the woolly, established singer/songwriter. The Vancouver-based duo claims to write songs in various states of domestic bliss, with Vermont generating melodies during bath time and Bejar arranging the music and adding most of the instrumentation.

Listen to any song on debut album The Portrait Is Finished, however, and it's immediately clear that Vermont is no Ono (nor is Bejar, for that matter, Lennon): Her voice lilts and dips melodiously with the loopy flair of Kate Bush, and there's not a moment of screeching or atonality. Placed front and center in the mix, Vermont's controlled vibrato is more coffeehouse than art house, and Bejar mainly strums a sympathetic acoustic guitar while occasionally joining in on vocals. There's a definite whiff of faerie-dusted medieval folk in the air — not an unexpected direction from the caftan-wearing Bejar or the flute-playing Vermont — but Hello, Blue Roses is not nearly as daffy as the Joanna… read more »

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It's an acquired taste

ahmetpretti

the overall rating is too low. There are some really good songs on here. *Four Stars*

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I may be the only one...

joshk

... but I like her voice, and I think this is fantastic.

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cheese grater for your cochlea

KfuMike

No one had the balls to tell Yoko she couldn't sing. Dan Bejar is no John Lennon, so watch out Sydney, the critics are not going to be nice. On second thought, next to Bejar, your vocals soar!

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