Beware
I truly believe Major Organ and his adding machine may well have ultimately benevolent intentions, military prefixes aside, but do not let him sneak up on you! If at all possible, sit in a corner when you suspect Major Organ and his adding machine to be in the vicinity. Show great situational awareness--prepare yourself to react to anything at anytime. Should you find yourself in a parley situation with the Major, do not appear too inquisitive, and do not challenge any information presented. These tips should provide you with a decent chance of survival should you come into contact with the Major Organ and his adding machine.
