Crimes

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Total Tracks: 13   Total Length: 38:58

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11.14.05
Making car wrecks, chaos and the apocalypse palatable for the masses.
2004 | Label: IndieBlu Music / Entertainment One Distribution

With titles such as “Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy” and “My First Kiss at the Public Execution,” the Blood Brothers might as well have lived in the time of the Black Death. Life is a scream, quite literally, for these art-punks from the Seattle suburbs: Dueling frontmen Johnny Whitney and Jordan Blilie, who helped found the band when they were just 15, together sound like a bag of jackals. Crimes might be the band's most accessible album, if songs about the end of the world, liquor-store robberies and “Trash Flavored Trash” can be considered any kind of compromise. On “Love Rhymes with Hideous Car Wreck,” Whitney's demented falsetto is Prince on fire; the song, as Blood Brothers songs go, is practically demure. They may have gone on indefinite hiatus, but these young Brothers remain well-prepared for the “Apocalypse Cabaret.”

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Takes some getting used to...

Gillium

Truthfully, I didn't really like this album all that much at first. They take a big departure here from their hardcore roots. After a few spins, however, the new sound they developed really grew on me.

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Bitchin'.

mouse4208

They don't have adjectives to describe how much I love this album. If you're looking for a good, emo myspace name, Crimes is a good place to look for one. My personal reccomendations? "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck," "Trash Flavored Trash," "Peacock Skeleton With Crooked Feathers," and "Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret." You won't be disappointed.

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wow

thejones

the first four songs are incredible. get this album for them alone. the whole thing is worth it, crazy fun. but trash flavored trash and peacock are the show stealers. they are fun live as well.

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wowness

hurtMEhurtYOU

i first heard about the blood brothers from my friend, when she put "cecilia and the silhouette saloon" on a mixed CD for me. at first i laughed, and then i because obsessed. the only thing i hate about this CD is that i can't relate to the lyrics. i mean, i WISH i could say i was in a cage making love to a switchblade, but i just can't. oh well, maybe soon i'll be able to say that. check out "love rhymes with hideous carwreck" and "trash flavored trash".

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its sounds like candy for mi ears

fukenfag

its so diffrent and kick ass

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bricks taste brickish

68stationwagon

when the first brick hit - uh, i mean when i first lissened to this i felt the full force and landed flatass backwards. the subsequent bloodflow above my right eye was persistent and found its way to my mouth. some will laugh and maybe even [i]doubt me[/i] when i attest that my own blood had acquired the brickish flavor. joey jo jo - always looking out for my interests - walked in and stood over me. [i]you sure look fucked up, 68[/i]. and he helped me to my feet. i looked at the tremendously barren wasted horizon and threw the offending brick in its direction. i offered joey jo jo some of my blood but this didn't go as i thought - he called me all sorts of names and made me swear i'd never lissen to this again.

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Get it now before you're late

Justine

Spastic, screechy, and totally tight, this is my favorite album. Check out "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck" and "Rats and Rats and Rats For Candy."

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you have to have an open mind.

GuySargent

takes a while to get used to. but it grows on you quickly... and then you can't stop listening to it.

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Crimes is Blood Brothers’ V2 debut, and their fourth album overall. The quintet is still led by blaring, interwoven vocals of Johnny Whitney and Jordan Blilie. One screams and yelps in a very high register, the other is not so high, but still great at screaming. The Brothers’ basic sound is jagged and post-punk-derived, full of hyper percussion and jerking, screeching guitars. But while this might sound like chaos, it’s not. Like Whirlwind Heat or the Icarus Line, the Blood Brothers always provide a counterweight to their noisier, freakier sides. Depending on the song, that weight can either be furious rock energy, laptop experimentation, or pianos and accordions used in illegal ways. Crimes keeps a tight lid on the nervous energy that’s always defined the group, channeling it into aggressive songs that often suggest the damaged, exciting grooves of vintage Brainiac (particularly “Teen Heat” and “Trash Flavored Trash”), as well as subtler numbers with atmosphere to spare. Though it periodically explodes into a metal-ish racket, “Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck” pulsing rhythms and arching guitar lines mostly follow the contours of the dance-punk scene en vogue in the early 2000s. The title track skulks along with a plodding bassline and lyrics about robbing liquor stores and wandering through landfills; it eventually recedes into the rich tones of a Wurlitzer, and the vocalists’ quiet sighs. “Celebrator” begins as an a cappella dirge, but detonates unexpectedly into raucous triple-time. Other highlights include the lurching, grinding opener, “Feed Me to the Forest,” the frantic, piano-driven “Peacock Skeleton With Feathers,” and “My First Kiss at the Public Execution,” which finds an incredibly sharp chorus hook in between its bloodcurdling screams. – Johnny Loftus

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