Young Machetes

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Total Tracks: 15   Total Length: 50:55

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Good, but definitely not their best.

Gillium

Personally, I feel this is the bands weakest effort. It feels like the band was running out of steam. There a many gems on here but, unlike their previous work, I find myself skipping many of tracks. Essential for serious fans and those that gravitate towards the sound the band developed in "Crimes". Hit-and-miss for BB fans that prefer the pre-"Burn, Piano Island, Burn" sound.

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A Perfect Soundrack....

jergles

....to my twisted little life. I never thought my emotions could be expressed so accurately in song. I was wrong. This album, this band, is so obscure that it's like a monkey wrench to my privates while I'm watching porn, drinking a long island ice tea and a thousand baboons scream in my ears. Good times, good times.

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Splendid little ditties.

mouse4208

I love this album. I will say that I can't get as involved in it as I was with Crimes, but still, splendid. "Spit Shine Your Black Clouds" a favorite.

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This Sucks...Can't hear it in Canada.

stevemcqueen

Discrimination against Canadians. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo.

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Smoking cigarettes and

cypherz

listening to The Blood Brothers right now, I think this is what you would get if William Gibson and China Mieville took acid together and wrote some songs. The lyrics are darkly amazing, insightful if indirect comments on the modern human condition. In case you think this is just more fodder for young people burned out on Emo and easy hookups, its also music for 50+ aged programmers burned out on the... world. If you're angry, tired of the emptiness of the mind-controlled existence you've been sold and eagerly bought, then seek the Messiah, and maybe also listen to The Blood Brothers. They'll both echo your anger at 130 decibels.

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Whoa, dude!

DJDookieButt

This is the most mellow, star-crossed, jazzy, peaceful lovely symphonic music around... wow. Like, peace, love, recycle!

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Just Like Usual...Unpredictable

KillerB

When the first few tracks were posted on their MYSPACE page I flipped. After listening to them, I went insane!!! More mellow than BURN PIANO and far more structured than THIS ADULTERY IS RIPE, it is the perfect follow up to CRIMES. Having seen material from CRIMES played live, I can't wait to catch them again. The album shifts from frantic (the opening track) to serene with a hint of danger (the closing track) and everywhere in between. Plus, the keyboard intro to LASER LIFE (track 3) will be stuck in your head for days. Download This NOW!!!

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One of the best Blood Brothers albums

Bruno55

Young Machetes is all over the place which makes it all more worth it from crazy to very mellow i love this Blood brothers album

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Spastic and awesome

peculiar

This is, in my opinion, their best work..and that's saying a lot considering how good Crimes is. I think maybe the production is tighter, but without losing the spastic-ness. But anyways, it runs the gamut from the bleeding-throat, super-heavy assaults that we know and love about the Blood Brothers--the first two tracks, for example--to something approaching dance-punk on Spit Shine Your Black Clouds. Lots of variety, which is again something I've come to expect and love about this band, but again, it ultimately leaves you with the impression that you were hit by a large vehicle. If you're like me and that's your thing, then get it.

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They Say All Music Guide

Before the release of Young Machetes, the Blood Brothers mentioned that the album would return to the harsher, more frenetic sound of their earlier work. This is true — especially of the opening song, “Set Fire to the Face on Fire,” which immediately commences to shrieking and shredding — but it doesn’t mean that the band completely did away with the overtures they made toward a more accessible sound on their previous album, Crimes. Instead, the Blood Brothers find sneakier ways of incorporating their twisted pop skills into the fray. There’s no denying the hooks on “Rat Rider” nor the jaunty keyboards on “Laser Life,” while “Camouflage, Camouflage”‘s breakdown recalls the noise-meets-glam-rock flair of Johnny Whitney and Mark Gajadhar’s side project, Neon Blonde. Nevertheless, Young Machetes’ more challenging tracks are some of the most satisfying, especially “Spit Shine Your Black Clouds,” which begins as a song so sneeringly catchy it seems almost disdainful of its own hookiness, and then shifts to subversively melodramatic, ultra-melodic parts that suggest a long-buried past in musical theater. “We Ride Skeletal Lighting” is that song’s flip side, making relentless atonality seem downright accessible. On the other hand, Young Machetes also includes some of the Blood Brothers’ most gleefully abrasive work in some time. “You’re the Dream Unicorn!”‘s ironically sissy title conceals one of the album’s most intense workouts, which starts out sounding like a noise-punk savaging of “I Want Candy” and just gets crazier from there; “1, 2, 3, 4 Guitars”‘ whisper to a blood-curdling scream dynamics are extreme, even for this band. The Blood Brothers aim their nightmarishly surreal lyrics at some juicy targets throughout the album, including materialism on “Nausea Shreds Yr Head,” war on “Kiss the Tank,” which contains some of the most literal lyrics (“Death’s just death, no matter how you dress it up”) that they’ve ever written, and war and materialism on “Huge Gold AK-47.” However, the album’s most ambitious moment has to be its last one: “Giant Swan” is an epic that sounds like “a wild cabaret,” as one of the lyrics goes, and packs a screenplay’s worth of plot twists and imagery into its nearly six-minute length. With this album, the Blood Brothers use the clout of being on a major label to make music that’s challenging, but also accessible in its own way. Young Machetes is occasionally exhausting, but it definitely won’t disappoint fans of either the band’s earlier or more recent sounds. – Heather Phares

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