Men's Needs, Women's Needs, Whatever

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  • Artist: The Cribs (See All Albums by The Cribs)
  • Date Released: May 21, 2007

  • Genre: Alternative/Punk, Style: Commercial Alternative, Alternative

  • Label: Warner Bros.

Total Tracks: 12   Total Length: 42:23

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Chris Roberts

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01.11.10
The Wakefield trio's make-or-break third album
2007 | Label: Warner Bros.

The brothers Jarman — that’s twins Ryan (vocals, guitar) and Gary (vocals, bass), plus younger sibling Ross (drums) — called in Franz Ferdinand frontman Alex Kapranos to produce the Wakefield trio's make-or-break third album. Previously, they’d displayed an uncanny ability to shoot themselves in the foot. Just when we were realising there was talent and wit behind those comedic, anti-fashion haircuts, Ryan embarrassed himself by drunkenly table-diving at the 2006 NME Awards, winding up in the hospital. Rarely has a rising rock god so humiliated himself in front of the very people he needed to convince of his unflappable cool.

Yet maybe the Cribs are bouncing back before the Angular Guitar Revival loses its shape. Pitching themselves determinedly into that we’ve-heard-XTC-and-Gang-Of-Four slipstream that Franz bagged, Bloc Party borrowed and Futureheads flirted with, they fire out strict, sharp guitar lines like the word “jagged” is going out of style. Which, soon, undoubtedly, it will be. What grants them extra dimensions — and a shot at longevity — is the intensity of their lyrics, which cast a jaundiced eye over gender politics (“Girls Like Mystery”) and mass-media brainwashing (“Our Bovine Public”). There’s cheeky humour, too, in the nervy dichotomies of “I’m a… read more »

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With each album, the Cribs have gotten a little sharper and more focused, and nowhere is this clearer than on the brilliantly named Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever, the band’s major-label debut. The Cribs enlisted Franz Ferdinand’s Alex Kapranos as producer, and it’s a good match: while he doesn’t impose too much of Franz’s clockwork precision on the band, Kapranos reins in the Cribs’ more shambling tendencies just enough to make Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever their most listenable, and diverse, work yet. The album kicks off with a slew of bouncy, angular songs about awkward relationships and killer crushes that sound like state-of-the-art British indie circa the late 2000s — in particular, “Our Bovine Public”‘s ridiculously catchy melody and punchy drums feel like the results of an experiment to fuse together Maxïmo Park, the Futureheads, and Good Shoes in some secret lab. “Girls Like Mystery” and “I’m a Realist” (which states, bluntly, “I’m an indecisive piece of sh*t”) follow suit with more witty lyrics, sweet harmonies, and big, rousing choruses. As good as these songs are, they’re so much in the template of this kind of British indie that they run the risk of sounding like caricatures. However, as Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever unfolds, the Cribs expand their sound. Interestingly, they distinguish themselves from other like-minded British bands by adding influences from American acts like Weezer and the Strokes. Ryan Jarman often sounds like a British Rivers Cuomo, especially on “Moving Pictures,” while jaunty, vulnerable songs about emptiness like “I’ve Tried Everything” and “My Life Flashed Before My Eyes” would fit right in with the work of Julian Casablancas and company. “Be Safe” boasts a poetic rant by Sonic Youth’s Lee Ranaldo and sounds, in the best possible way, like some great lost alt-rock song from 1995. It’s easily the best song on the album, which is kind of a shame since the Cribs (probably) can’t recruit Ranaldo to be their full-time frontman. Fortunately, the tracks that follow it — especially “Shoot the Poets,” the pretty, slightly twangy acoustic song that closes the album — show that the Cribs’ music can’t be typecast quite as easily as earlier songs suggested. The Cribs aren’t strikingly original — yet — but this album sums up where they’ve been, and where they could go, nicely. – Heather Phares

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