The Sisters of Suave

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Total Tracks: 16   Total Length: 42:00

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Michelangelo Matos

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04.22.11
The expert understatement of a secret hothead, tempered by four women exuding endless cool.
1999 | Label: Damaged Goods / state51

Where Billy Childish's dry snarl communicates the expert understatement of a secret hothead, the same vocal style from these four women fronting a Childish-led band exude endless cool. Not just the lead vocals, either — check the dry, flat background vocal droning on "I Gotta Move." But because this is a Childish exercise, we get all the good stuff he's capable of: berserk blitzkrieg guitar ("Ballad of the Insolent Pup"), expert maneuvering of pre-existing song-parts (Fess Parker + "Farmer John" + Ramones cheer = "Davey Crockett"), matter-of-factly ridiculous song ideas ("Jackie Chan Does Kung Fu") and occasional shouted interjections ("My Boyfriend's Learning Karate").

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Get up and stomp

NattyBoy

This is a mere sampling of what The Headcoatees and their fearless mentor Billy Childish have come up with over their careers. Get down on your knees and worship at the altar of Thee Headcoatees. The songs singe your eyebrows and crackle with electricity. The voices are insolent and coy and snide and spitting--sexy and scary at once. The rhythms stomp like King Kong. Or should I say "Kink" Kong because there is a whiff of Kinks in there.

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Nothing wrong with crude.

heavywater

‘Davey Crockett’ is raw pop at its finest: it sounds like it was sung on a street corner by a slutty chorus of drunken shoe-factory workers just kicked out of the bars after a girls’ night out. ‘Johnny Jack’ gets the same treatment. This is the best version of ‘Ca Plaine Pour Moi’ ever. ‘Young Blood’ kicks ass, ‘Swallow My Pride’ is fast, and ‘I Gotta Move’ moves almost as well. Thee Headcoatees seem equally comfortable debasing themselves as abusing others. ‘Be a Headcoat Girl’, ‘Spineless Little Shit’ and ‘Ballad of the Insolent Pup’ are funny, and could be anthems for the BDSM crowd. I disagree with the AMG review of ‘Come into my mouth’. First, I like the subject matter and hope that thee Headcoatees write more songs on this topic. Second, it only has ONE poorly written line (exploding tits and a burning cunt sound more like a nasty STD to me). Finally, “crude” is never a bad thing in the lo-fi garage. Skip ‘Santa Claus’.

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Sisters of Suave is a handy collection of the singles released by Thee Headcoatees from 1992-1998 (on such labels as Vinyl Japan, Sympathy for the Record Industry, Munster, Twist, and Damaged Goods). Of the 16 tracks, five are covers and the rest were written by mentor/Svengali Billy Childish (Thee Headcoats), who also brought the guitar noise. Standouts include an alternative version of the delightfully deviant “Ballad of the Insolent Pup” and the exuberant “Davey Crockett,” which combines Wayne Fontana & the Mindbenders’ “Game of Love” with the Ramones’ “Pinhead” (“gabba gabba hey!”). In the spoken word intro to “Santa Claus,” Childish (as Claus) acknowledges that it sounds a lot like “Davey Crockett” — even if it’s actually a Sonics cover. Meanwhile, “Swallow My Pride” is a rendition of the Ramones’ song and not Green River’s. (Although, as a solo artist, Holly Golightly would go on to cover Mudhoney’s “Good Enough.”) “Swallow My Pride” is, appropriately enough, followed by “Come Into My Mouth,” the title of which is meant to be taken literally and is easily the weakest (and crudest) selection on this otherwise fun — sometimes silly — romp through the career of the U.K.’s premier girl garage group of the 1990s. – Kathleen C. Fennessy

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