Running With ScissorsA Memoir

Augusten Burroughs

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Running With Scissors

By: Augusten Burroughs

Narrarated by: Augusten Burroughs

Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead-ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain. Suddenly, at age twelve, Augusten Burroughs found himself living in a dilapidated Victorian in perfect squalor. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients, and a pedophile living in the backyard shed completed the tableau. Here, there were no rules, there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer, and Valium was eaten like Pez. And when things got dull, there was always the vintage electroshock therapy machine under the stairs….

Running with Scissors is at turns foul and harrowing, compelling and maniacally funny. But above all, it chronicles an ordinary boy's survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.

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EDITOR'S PICK // New York Times Best Seller
  • Edition: Unabridged
  • Author: Augusten Burroughs (See All Books)
  • Date Released: Dec 2, 2008
  • Publisher: Macmillan Audio
  • Genre: Literary Biography, Biography & Memoir, Personal Memoir, Humor Nonfiction

Total File Size: 209 MB (7 files) Total Length: 7 Hours, 37 Minutes

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12.02.08
Augusten Burroughs, Running With Scissors
2008 | Label: Macmillan Audio

Some family dysfunctions are so pervasive and complex that they beget a panoply of competing and complementary remembrances. So it has been for Augusten Burroughs, whose absorbing memoir, Running with Scissors, was followed by book deals for his brother and mother — as well as by a lawsuit (now settled) by his adoptive family.

Scissors tells of a childhood that is by turns chaotic, migratory and downright ghastly. With his father an emotionally remote, alcoholic professor, and his mother a psychotic confessional poet, Burroughs spent much of his early teens living with his mother's therapist, Dr. Finch, and his family. The squalor of the Finch household is shocking: The floor is strewn with filth, psychiatric medications are passed out like lollipops and school is strictly elective. One of Finch's daughters has been married off to a man many decades her senior, and, at 13, Burroughs himself ends up in an inappropriate relationship with Finch's thirty-something adoptive son.

Burroughs tells the story of this migratory childhood — and of his menagerie of not-quite-family — with elegance and grace, as well as more humor than even decades of therapy would seem capable of providing. "My mother is from Cairo, Georgia," he writes. "This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron." Unfortunately, Burroughs' narration lacks the nuance of his language: His characters, so richly rendered on the page, seem flatter aloud.

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It was crazy, sad, hilarious, absurd, and shocking in the most morbidly delightful way. I'll keep it on my shelf and read again down the road and pass it on to the next "appreciating" reader....appreciative of family dysfunction and finding the humor (and strength) from it.

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