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The Mental Floss History of the WorldAn Irreverent Romp Through Civilization's Best Bits

Erik Sass, Steve Wiegand

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The Mental Floss History of the World

By: Erik Sass, Steve Wiegand

Narrarated by: Johnny Heller

With mental_floss's trademark smart-aleck approach, combined with hilarious (but true) trivia, world history has never been such a joyride.

About 60,000 years ago, the first Homo sapiens were just beginning their move across the grasslands and up the ladder of civilization. Everything since then, as they say, is history. Just in case you were sleeping in class that day, the geniuses at mental_floss magazine have put together a hilarious (and historically accurate) primer on everything you need to know—and that means the good stuff.

Twelve core chapters of world history tackle everything from civilization's baby steps in the Fertile Crescent to the Not-Really-That-Dark-Unless-You-Lived-in-Europe Ages to A World United by Terror and TV. From the Golden Haemorhoids of the Philistines (punishment from above) to the likely namesake of the cartoon elephant Babar (a Mongol prince) to the most pressing language translation issues facing the menus of today ("carp" vs. "crap"), all of history's most interesting bits have finally been handpicked and roasted to perfection.

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Total File Size: 426 MB (14 files) Total Length: 15 Hours, 31 Minutes

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05.07.09
Erik Sass & Steve Wiegand, The Mental Floss History of the World
2009 | Label: Tantor Media

To impress guests, Roman patricians would serve lavish, exotic meals. On the menu: jellyfish stuffed with eggs, pig uterus, boiled ostrich with sweet sauce, rabbit fetuses, and lamprey roe. Pope Paul II died of a heart attack while engaged in sodomy with a pageboy. Designed to prove that the best history remains untaught, The Mental Floss History of the World rummages through nearly 8,000 years of human development and finds plenty to chuckle over — the events of the last hundred years especially make us doubt whether humans have evolved at all.

Steve Wiegand and the aptly-named Eric Sass rarely lapse into unearned snark; their book offers a contrarian take on periods too often taught in high school classes in reductive terms. Take the so-called Dark Ages — the several hundred years between the fall of Rome and the first stirrings of strong European nation-states. Sass and Wiegand remind us that many civilizations flourished while Europe reeled. Thoughtful bits on Chinese dynasties and the participation of African tribes in the slave trade demonstrate the fallacy of leaning too heavily on Western notions of rise and fall (not to mention good and evil).

On every page, Sass and Wiegand tweak facts with filigrees, to killer effect. Until Queen Victoria publicized the fact that she took a chloroform anesthetic while in labor, Christian women were forbidden to mitigate the pain of childbirth (“In sorrow thou shalt bring forth children” held sway for almost nineteen hundred years). The flu pandemic of 1918 started in Kansas, not Spain. Primitive text message technology developed in Britain, not in the United States. These gems compensate for periodic tonal missteps, such as citing the crossbow as “incontrovertible proof of Chinese badass-ness,” or failed attempts at understatement (about Jesus Christ’s apostles: “A whole lot of people eventually believed them”).

But for the most part, The Mental Floss History of the World belongs on the bookshelf beside Jacques Barzun’s From Dawn to Decadence: a witty collection of riffs and addenda that force readers to question received wisdom.

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