I Know I Am, But What Are You?

Samantha Bee

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I Know I Am, But What Are You?

By: Samantha Bee

Narrarated by: Samantha Bee

Candid, outspoken, laugh-out-loud funny essays from the much-loved Samantha Bee, the Most Senior Correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Critics have called her “sweet, adorable, and vicious.” But there is so much more to be said about Samantha Bee. For one, she’s Canadian. Whatever that means. And now, she opens up for the very first time about her checkered Canadian past. With charming candor, she admits to her Lennie from Of Mice and Men-style love of baby animals, her teenage crime spree as one-half of a car-thieving couple (Bonnie and Clyde in Bermuda shorts and braces), and the fact that strangers seem compelled to show her their genitals. She also details her intriguing career history, which includes stints working in a frame store, at a penis clinic, and as a Japanese anime character in a touring children’s show.

Samantha delves into all these topics and many more in this thoroughly hilarious, unabashedly frank collection of personal essays. Whether detailing the creepiness that ensues when strangers assume that your mom is your lesbian lover, or recalling her girlhood crush on Jesus (who looked like Kris Kristofferson and sang like Kenny Loggins), Samantha turns the spotlight on her own imperfect yet highly entertaining life as relentlessly as she skewers hapless interview subjects on The Daily Show. She shares her unique point of view on a variety of subjects as wide ranging as her deep affinity for old people, to her hatred of hot ham. It’s all here, in irresistible prose that will leave you in stitches and eager for more.

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  • Edition: Unabridged
  • Author: Samantha Bee (See All Books)
  • Date Released: Jun 2, 2010
  • Publisher: Audioworks
  • Genre: Humor Nonfiction, Personal Memoir, Essays, Biography & Memoir, Music & Entertainment Biography

Total File Size: 173 MB (6 files) Total Length: 6 Hours, 19 Minutes

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06.02.10
Samantha Bee, I Know I Am, But What Are You?
2010 | Label: Audioworks

Hilarious stories from The Daily Show's female correspondent
Samantha Bee, best known as the first female correspondent for the boy-centric “The Daily Show,” is a natural born storyteller. That might be in large part because she was born into a family whose eccentricities were ripe material. In I Know I Am But What Are You?, Bee documents her quirky family, known for its mismatched partnerships and a dramatically high level of divorces — including her parents, who split as teens. (Says Bee, “The fact that they followed through with the pregnancy at all seemed to be their own inept form of teen rebellion.”) One of her biggest saviors was her grandmother, whose sly sense of humor she inherited; a favorite game they would play at the local mall involved following around overweight people and musing, “Do you wish I was fat like that? Would I be more jolly?”

The book, which is Bee’s first foray into the world of memoir-as-humorous-essays, is not only limited to stories of her family. Bee delves deep into self-deprecation, detailing her childhood crush on Jesus as well her myriad bad-job horror stories, including time spent as an assistant in an erectile dysfunction clinic — all read perfectly, dryly, and hilariously by Bee herself. Perhaps most charming is her depiction of her time as a the lead performer in the cast of a tacky traveling Canadian adaptation of Japanese manga series, “Sailor Moon,” where she met and married another cast member, her husband Jason Jones, also a correspondent for “The Daily Show.” Nothing brings two people together like a poorly choreographed dance routine and a mob of angry parents.

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TraciCee

Some wryly funny stuff from Bee. Some of her descriptions are so hilarious, you just crack up listening! I didn't want it to end!

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