Simple TimesCrafts for Poor People

Amy Sedaris

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Simple Times

By: Amy Sedaris

Narrarated by: Amy Sedaris

According to Amy Sedaris, it's often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. But in her new audiobook SIMPLE TIMES she sets the record straight, doing for crafting what she did so brilliantly and successfully for entertaining in her bestseller I Like You.

Demonstrating that crafting is one of life's more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows us that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters. Listeners will discover how to make popular crafts such as crab claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe paper moccasins; where to look for inspiration (buy fruit and let it get old, what shapes does it turn into?); instructions for creating your very own craft room; and ways to avoid the most common crafting accidents (sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat); plus whole chapters full of crafting ideas (pompom ringworms!) that will inspire you to create your own hastily constructed obscure d'arts; and more of the brilliant recipes and ingenious ideas for hostessing and entertaining that she gave us in I Like You.

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EDITOR'S PICK // New York Times Best Seller
  • Edition: Unabridged
  • Author: Amy Sedaris (See All Books)
  • Date Released: Nov 2, 2010
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
  • Genre: Humor Nonfiction, Crafts & Hobbies

Total File Size: 65 MB (3 files) Total Length: 2 Hours, 23 Minutes

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Molly Young

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11.02.10
Amy Sedaris, Simple Times
2010 | Label: Grand Central Publishing

For anyone who likes to giggle
If her prolific output is any indication, Amy Sedaris is the sort of person most accurately characterized as a "riot". Loony, ingenious and adorable, the multitalented author would make either an ideal dinner guest or wacky aunt. As it turns out, these qualities transfer well to the audiobook of her latest production, Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People, which Sedaris reads herself.

"It's often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex," Sedaris begins. "This book is not going to dispel that ridiculous fact." Divided into sections like "The Joy of Poverty", "Teenagers Have a Lot of Pain" and "Sausages," Sedaris's effort is less a set of instructions than a hilarious and wide-ranging manual for living. The tone mixes wisdom and wit, with hints on how to organize a craft room and come up with ideas, as well as tips on potential uses for finished craft projects, such as "old people presents", "dust accumulator" and "salvaged for parts to make other crafts". There is a useful section devoted to coconut-based crafts, a delightful project called Rusty Nail Wind Chime, and instructions for a Donut Squirrel Feeder, which begin, "Squirrels love old-fashioned donuts."

Needless to say, those uninterested in crafts need not turn away — for Sedaris, the topic operates a bit like the topic of whales did for Herman Melville. It's a jumping-off point, in other words. Simple Times is for anyone who likes to giggle.

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