The Book of General IgnoranceEverything You Think You Know Is Wrong

John Mitchinson, John Lloyd

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The Book of General Ignorance

By: John Mitchinson, John Lloyd

Narrarated by: John Mitchinson, John Lloyd

Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again.

Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more, The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school.

Revealing the truth behind all the things we think we know but don’t, this book leaves you dumbfounded about all the misinformation you’ve managed to collect during your life, and sets you up to win big should you ever be a contestant on Jeopardy! or Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Besides righting the record on common (but wrong) myths like Captain Cook discovering Australia or Alexander Graham Bell inventing the telephone, The Book of General Ignorance also gives us the skinny on silly slipups to trot out at dinner parties (Cinderella wore fur, not glass, slippers and chicken tikka masala was invented in Scotland, not India).

Thomas Edison said that we know less than one millionth of one percent about anything: this book makes us wonder if we know even that much.

You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out THE BOOK OF GENERAL IGNORANCE for more fun entries and complete answers to the following:

How long can a chicken live without its head?
About two years.

What do chameleons do?
They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states.

Who invented champagne?
Not the French.

How many legs does a centipede have?
Not a hundred.

How many toes has a two-toed sloth?
It’s either six or eight.

How many penises does a European earwig have?
a)Fourteen
b)None at all
c)Two (one for special occasions)
d)Mind your own business

Which animals are the best-endowed of all?
Barnacles. These unassuming modest beasts have the longest penis relative to their size of any creature. They can be seven times longer than their body.

What is a rhino’s horn made from?
A rhinoceros horn is not, as some people think, made out of hair.

Who was the first American president?
Peyton Randolph.

What were George Washington’s false teeth made from?
Mostly hippopotamus.

What was James Bond’s favorite drink?
Not the vodka martini.

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EDITOR'S PICK // New York Times Best Seller
  • Edition: Abridged
  • Author: John Mitchinson (See All Books), John Lloyd (See All Books)
  • Date Released: Nov 25, 2008
  • Publisher: Random House Audio
  • Genre: Sciences, History, Humor Nonfiction

Total File Size: 119 MB (4 files) Total Length: 4 Hours, 20 Minutes

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11.25.08
John Lloyd, The Book of General Ignorance
2008 | Label: Random House Audio

A serpentine collection of wild trivia tailor-made for iPod shuffle
Cats are cool and all, but — as the Johns Lloyd and Mitchinson point out in this serpentine collection of wild trivia — persistent curiosity is a distinctly human trait. "Moths and aardvarks don't look up at the night sky and wonder what the twinkly bits are. People do." From there The Book of General Ignorance grand-marshals a parade of hard facts, strange factoids and ridiculous factettes — all true and most in direct opposition to common knowledge. Camels have fat in their humps, not water. Peanuts aren't nuts. The enthusiastic Brits narrate via tag-team, sometimes using silly puns and wordplay to segue to the next ripped-from-the-ether bit of minutiae. Why the tallest mountains aren't necessarily the highest. Where the most tigers live. How many more salesmen die on the job than policemen. The best height from which to drop a cat. (That'll show 'em who's curiouser.) It's not likely you'll absorb it all on one listen, and that's part of the fun. Put the audiobook on shuffle on your way to the pub quiz and hope some unassuming little factette stays lodged in your mind. I, for one, will never forget the story of Mike, the chicken who lived two years without a head. Poor Mike.

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Not what I was hoping

NoodlePoodle

I actually found this book to be very boring. The narration was fine, but the subject matter was not interesting. It's a lot like Freakonomics- without being good.

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