"Some records are content to hold your attention for their full duration, and some don't even expect that. Some politely request that you reconsider the way in which you listen to music. Some would like to change the way in which you view the world, and some go so far as to demand that you subject your life to a root-and-branch transformation.
All of the records listed below belong to this last category. Some were responsible for dissolving old genres; some founded new ones; and some did both. "
"Sometimes it's impossible to euphemise or put a spin (sic) on a record: you have to say that it's schidt pure and simple. The presence of Pink Floyd's Brian May doesn't help." less
"If you get only one Barclay James Harvest tribute album, it may as well be this one. Has a few heavy hitters on board, most notably Steve Howe, the quondam Moody Blues/Blodwyn Pig keyboard wizard." less
"More Emmerdale than emmerdeur. The name's familiar from somewhere. Are any of his hits on this collection? If I say that they're all there, will anybody notice if they're not? Come to think of it, did he actually have any hits? Is there anybody out there who could actually name a Lloyd Cole track? Now AL Lloyd is another matter entirely." less
"For a band that many (including me) have never knowingly heard, Phish have received some serious accolades. First they get a Ben & Jerry flavour named after them; then a selection of their choons gets rearranged by one of the premier chamber-music outfits of our time. Yes, it's the Vitamins!" less
"Like Iggy Pop's membrum virile, Ian Anderson's flute has to get whipped out at strategic points in a performance or the fans go home disappointed. Their seventy-odd years in the business have taught Tull to respect their audience's wishes, so there's no lack of tooting on this set, though a little more rooting might not have gone amiss. Still, nobody can deny that this is a Tull album de facto as well as de jure." less
"The record is disposable, but the title guarantees hours of fun. Is the "watching" of the title a participle? If yes, it should be followed by a comma. (By the way, the idea of a sun that watches is an intriguing one.) If "watching" is a gerund, then the verb it governs should, of course, be uninflected: the title should read "Watching the Sun Go Down"." less
"The idea of a karaoke version of 'Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man' is sufficiently enticing to win this compilation a place in the list. But what's stopping the Vitamin Quartet from tackling the Crimso oeuvre?" less
"In what kind of state do you have to be before you even consider living through a record like this? And in what kind of state will it leave you?" less
"At the height of their powers, which is just where this live set catches them, these guys can make even fellow jazz avantgardists Shakatak sound tame." less
"With his punishing work-rate, young Lev Nikolaevich could be forgiven for sending out a body-double to deliver some of his live shows. After all, that clown make-up can hide a lot. But the punters go to see Lev because they want to hear that voice, and that voice is something that can't be faked. Hear it in action here." less
"A solo show from the quondam Aerosmith frontman. There's no "Pearl's a Singer" or "I've Got the Music in Me", but all the other hits are very much present and correct." less
"It's a shame that no enterprising face on London's pubrock scene of 1976/77 had the foresight to record Jesse Hector's outfit live. But in the absence of a live recording, this is better than nothing. Not much better, mind." less
"When this man covers a song, it stays covered. It's a shame that his disturbing account of Lorraine Ellison's "Stay with Me, Baby" isn't included here, but this collection is perfect in every other respect." less
"A typically generous act of commemoration by one of the brightest stars in pop's current firmament. What Johnny B has done here is to rescue from semi-oblivion the songbook of Elton John. Elton who? Ask your parents. Better still, ask your grandparents." less
"An unlikely pairing: the EastEnders actor and quondam comic teams up with the bard of Metroland. Would Miss Joan Hunter Dunn approve? Indubitably." less