"...said, "It's time to drive a nail i..." more

"...said, "It's time to drive a nail into the coffin of all these emo kids." Punish your neighbors. Punish them now. Give them a week to get complacent, then punish them again!" less

"fell from an airplane into the Louisi..." more

"fell from an airplane into the Louisiana swamps and had to fight gators with his hands and teeth." less

"went to Jamaica and decided it would ..." more

"went to Jamaica and decided it would be a good idea to get dreadlocks even though he is not a Rastafarian." less

"crashed at that Spirit Caravan guy's ..." more

"crashed at that Spirit Caravan guy's house for the night?" less

"wore a viking helmet and stood at the..." more

"wore a viking helmet and stood at the prow of a ship?" less

"had a sore throat while traveling thr..." more

"had a sore throat while traveling through Norway?" less