"I broke the handle off this, but it's..." more

"I broke the handle off this, but it's okay, I glued it back on. Now it's good as new!!!" less

"Side boob wants a hug"

"HA! Jokes on you - it's imitation cho..." more

"HA! Jokes on you - it's imitation chocolate!" less

"So many covers, so so many half naked..." more

"So many covers, so so many half naked women on them. They need to start including the price they were paid for posing. That would make some funny reading. My estimate for this one - $12 each." less

"Most of you will be thinking, "ew he'..." more

"Most of you will be thinking, "ew he's on the toilet" - But I'm thinking "what happened to his arm?"" less

"They look brainy too."

"And may I present...the early days of..." more

"And may I present...the early days of photoshop." less

"I'm no expert, but I think this cover..." more

"I'm no expert, but I think this cover was made using Microsoft Paint." less

"DMS was setenced to 100 years in the ..." more

"DMS was setenced to 100 years in the hole for their crappy music." less

"Country album. Naked girl on a horse...." more

"Country album. Naked girl on a horse. Sometimes cliches just work dammit." less

"Do I even need to say anything about ..." more

"Do I even need to say anything about this one..." less

"I swear every country album has a guy..." more

"I swear every country album has a guy with a gun on the cover." less

"Its a german Kenny Rogers."

"Everybody's just hanging out. Get it?..." more

"Everybody's just hanging out. Get it? hee hee hee" less

"The guy with 2 swords is clearly over..." more

"The guy with 2 swords is clearly overcompensating" less

"Now we know why he is the *former* nu..." more

"Now we know why he is the *former* number 1." less