Well now, I think we all know what today's real-or-Onion headline is: as confirmed by Cash Money co-founder Birdman, Paris Hilton has signed to Limp Bizkit's label for her first solo album in seven years. According to Miss Info, the follow-up to Paris will feature "plenty of house music with touches of hip-hop and an appearance from Lil’ Wayne." Oh, and the executive production of Afrojack.

Here's hoping Banksy finds a way to invade the digital realm with a culture-jamming stunt like the one he did around Hilton's last album. In the meantime, here's the first sign this was going to actually happen... more »

The controversy over Lil Wayne's highly insensitive verse on Future's "Karate Chop" remix — a line not even worth repeating here — has reached a logical conclusion with the rapper issuing a public apology to Emmett Till's family. (They released a lengthy YouTube statement on the matter in early April, asking Mountain Dew to sever their ties with him.)

Here's Wayne's statement, in full... more »

The ongoing saga that is Lil Wayne's life kicked into high gear on L.A.'s Power 106 station last night as the rapper revealed the true root of his recent struggle with seizures: epilepsy.

"This isn't my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh seizure," he admitted. "I've had a bunch of seizures; y'all just never heard about it."

As for the rumors that Wayne was just on his death bed, he confirmed that a series of seizures caused his heart rate to plummet. "Basically, I could've died," he explained. "That's why it was so serious. But the reason for the seizures was just plain stress, no rest, and overworking myself. That's just typical me, though."

Check out Wayne's complete interview below, including his brutally honest thoughts on I Am Not a Human Being II... more »

Now that Lil Wayne's latest long-delayed LP (I Am Not a Human Being II) is finally on the way tomorrow through his Young Money imprint, the recently hospitalized rapper has lined up a lengthy trek with T.I. and Future. Dubbed the "America's Most Wanted" tour, the wildly ambitious outing starts on July 9th in Birmingham, AL, and winds down on September 1st in Irvine, CA.

Check out the complete routing below, along with Lil Wayne's latest video, an equally subtle collab with 2 Chainz... more »

Hey, remember when Kanye West couldn't help running his mouth about DONDA, "a design company which will galvanize amazing thinkers and put them in a creative space to bounce there dreams and ideas"? Well one of its first high profile projects has landed on Complex: the fava beans-optional cover for I Am Not a Human Being II. That'd be the latest long-delayed LP from Lil Wayne, which is set for a March 26th release date at the moment.

"It was his idea," Wayne said of the collaboration in an MTV interview last month. "I was just like ‘okay, do whatever,’ because I don’t do nothing but rapping...That’s all I know about.”

Check out Jayson Greene's priceless list of Top 20 Profoundly Meaningless Lil Wayne Lyrics here, and a new track with Future and Drake down below... more »